The Beach Is Perfectly Safe

There seems to be a lot of concern about not having lifeguards at our beach on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Well there is no need to be alarmed. What people don’t know is that before making that decision the City of Lake Worth consulted with world renown ichthyologist and Bible scholar Randall Pettibone. Mr. Pettibone was able to inform the City that sharks practice ” a sort of modified Catholicism” and their religious tenets prohibit the eating of meat on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

So head on down to the beach and feel free to apply that steak flavored sunscreen before you take a dip.


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